May 2013
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Perfection
Teacher talks about the format of the essay and how it should be size 12 font and not any crazy fonts like comic sans and should be a normal spacing.
I typed my essay in comic sans.
soapiie:
simonmarshallcolfer:
so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
hopeless-faerie:
for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you
nippled:
[stands up, rips off shirt and draws a heart on my cheek] I JUST LOVE MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS SO MUCH [sits back down]
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
pissedoffington:
i’d love to win the lottery but i’d settle for an extremely large target giftcard
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
akane-tamru:
Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
jimpovolo:
kenway:
during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “I have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “I have eaten the guests”
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
azogsgymcoach:
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
That’s college. That thing you said is college.
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
fe-malesftw:
piercelopez:
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no...
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
foxnewsofficial:
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
sweetssilence:
OK LIKE DEAD ASS IF YOU REBLOG THIS FROM ME YOU WILL GET ONE SO DO IT
infinitetransit:
isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man
we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men
thealbinoweave:
i sent a new follower an ask saying “welcome to the party” and he replied no and unfollowed me
satan-5-ever:
blinkpond:
hobbitsandlocks:
hobbitsandlocks:
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is...
